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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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