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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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