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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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