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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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