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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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