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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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