Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.