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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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