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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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