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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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