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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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