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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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