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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘
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