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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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