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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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