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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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