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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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