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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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