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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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