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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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