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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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