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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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