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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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