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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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