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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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