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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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