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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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