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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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