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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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