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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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