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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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