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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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