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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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