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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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