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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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