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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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