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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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