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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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