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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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