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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖
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