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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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