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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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