Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.