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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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