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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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