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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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