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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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