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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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