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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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