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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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