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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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