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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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