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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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