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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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