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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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