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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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