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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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