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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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