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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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