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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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