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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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