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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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