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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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