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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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